Magister Joan:
Ah, it's you again!
I'm so dreadfully sorry about the confusion last time. Yes, about your pay...
I apologize, I'm waiting for approval and a check from the home office... ... err, ummm...
To tell you the truth, I hired you without the approval of the Grand Magisters of the Ivory Tower! You may be waiting a very, very, very long time for your compensation. Please forgive me!
I am so ashamed of myself...
I'm always getting into trouble.
I'm also stubborn!
And obsessive-compulsive!
Is that a bad thing?
... By the way, who in the world are you?